Matt Matt says

This is more for me to remember in the future than anything else, but I have to write down some of the stuff that Matt Matt says these days, because it cracks me up.

Me: Matt Matt, what do you want for dinner?
Matt Matt: Mommy on bread! Mommy on toast! Eat mommy all UP!

Ethan and Aiden bought Matt Matt a "Puss in Boots" (from Shrek 3) for his birthday this year, but Matt Matt calls him "Kiss in Boots" and corrects me when I call him Puss in Boots.

My iPod is called Mommy's iPop and I also get corrected for calling it an iPod. "No, Mommy. iPop!"

Every cat he comes across (live, stuffed or drawn), he points at it and says, "That kitty cat loves Matt Matt." Same for dogs.